Jesus is King, etc.

I have been generally impressed with the quality of the graffiti in my favorite bathroom stall at my favorite university. Here's a sampling, in roughly the same order that I noticed it:

• Why do we sit around and break each others' hearts?
• [new handwriting] For the same reason we sit around and write weird messages on the stalls.
• Hi, I'm Jewish!
• I H8 college but I love all da parties!
• Jesus is King
• Those who write on bathroom stalls / roll their shit in little balls / those who read the words of wit / eat the little balls of shit.