Tuna

Let 'splain you how to make exotic-looking food out of tuna.

TUNA RECIPE #!:
4 eggs, butter on the pan, 10 oz frozen spinach, 6 oz tuna in a can, some cheese. Fry it all together and add catchup:

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TUNA RECIPE #!!:
Get yourself a drink of grape juice:



As an appetizer microwave some pepper jack cheese over some chopped raw onion. This will help establish a craving for blandness:


Finally, procure a pot of cold boiled potatoes and add about 12 oz of tuna fresh from the can plus a massive wallop of high-fat mayo. Mix that up and yum yum!