Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Tuna

Let 'splain you how to make exotic-looking food out of tuna.

TUNA RECIPE #!:
4 eggs, butter on the pan, 10 oz frozen spinach, 6 oz tuna in a can, some cheese. Fry it all together and add catchup:

Freakwenter rating for goodness: 5 out of 10, where 1 = here and 10 = here.

TUNA RECIPE #!!:
Get yourself a drink of grape juice:



As an appetizer microwave some pepper jack cheese over some chopped raw onion. This will help establish a craving for blandness:


Finally, procure a pot of cold boiled potatoes and add about 12 oz of tuna fresh from the can plus a massive wallop of high-fat mayo. Mix that up and yum yum!

2 Comments:

Anonymous dr perfection said...

Is this a sardonic response to your sister's food blog?

3:12 PM  
Blogger KTdid said...

Can't comment on the taste, but that first photo of Tuna Recipe #1 looks like a piece by Jackson Pollock.

kbs

7:38 PM  

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