Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Neo Spam

My phone rings.

I pick it up and say, "This is [The Freakwenter]."

An automated voice says, "I have an important call for you, but all of our operators are busy at the moment. Please hold briefly."

The music starts playing and I hang up.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

knowing you, i'm not sure if this really happened or if it's your brilliant prediction of future telemarketing or if it didn't originate with you at all, but you saw it on a Sat nite live show at a friend's house, since you don't have a TV

4:53 PM  
Anonymous dr perfection said...

that was from me, dr perfection

4:55 PM  
Blogger My Freakwentness said...

I give you my blogging word: This account is exactly as it happened - twice. Although My Freakwentness sometimes makes predictions, this is not one of them, and I always cite sources, and here there are none of them.

5:39 PM  

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